I Didn't win...

Its a bag of coal ting!! Obviously I just haven't been good enough!

Well well well... it's all good, to tell the truth I feel relatively unscathed and ready to deal with the next phaze!!

I'm more upset that the weather outside is myth status... 

People there is actually  

Xenophopic Pneumonia falling from the sky

The moment I encountered the view from my window this morning I jumped backwards slamming the curtain shut and swivelling in mid-air (thats a lie, it was more mid-bedding) to turn the fan-heater on, there was so much snow the 1st word out of my mouth was KURWA!!!

I'm prepared for this climate of terrorism still lol I'm soo strapped right now - Halogen heater, Fan Heater, hot water bottle, head scarf... man like me are two jumpers!!!

The weather ain't playing, so neither am I!!

I really wanna change my wallpaper...

I reckon its starting to look sloppy!

This blogger ting has been having me up for weeks can't use the template editor (and my html programming is so rusty), I can't even see my stats lol

without being able to see my stats this is pretty much blogging in the dark! 

I dunno what anyone reading thinks at the best of times lol!!

Xmas come early...

Well maybe not Xmas...

Kwanzaa

as I'm 'one of them people'

Alas, I digress,

let me get to the point!

A couple of weeks ago, I started a funding application for Start up smart (my names there on the shortlist!)

and I'll know what the end result is... finally. Really, I'm so happy too have got this far, so no matter what 

happens tomorrow is Xmas come early for me - 

the question is, am I dancing in the street??

...

or is it a bag of coal ting??

I shall play wait and see!!!

 

Its not that...

Remember I told you that...

Frankly, 

as an 'Afro-Caribbean' I find snow to be racist. 

It's simply eevel...

I tried (at length) to explain this to my girl Jess just the other day,

and after ages she still didn't get how I came up with the notion that Snow is racist... 

"IT'S WHITE AND IT REALLY DOESN'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE!!"

was the answer I eventually shouted out.

Thus, it makes sense that I (as I do, year on year) would declare snowball attacks upon myself, liable to extremely disproportionate responses.

Put simply I don't think snow is a game, therefore I will act accordingly where necessary.

Seeing as Snow is already racist - a snowball is akin to a flying...

swastika. 

I haven't been hit with one in ages, but from what I remember; 

It's like a big cold ball of 'go home darkie' hitting you in the side of your face, like every racial slur ever uttered condensed into an orb of 'fuck the melanin in your epidermis fam' that hits you and leaves you profoundly aware of your existence in an alien environment.

I'm not being over dramatic,

I swear to you. 

If i get touched by a snowball i'm going straight AMERICAN President,
'hangtite' (no typo... that is how you spell it) everyone who thinks its a joke,

if i'm throwing back it's either gonna have shrapnel inside like a grenade, or i'm dousing the snowball and sending you back a 'molotov' one.

Snow is both racist and more effective/intimidating than the BNP, the very thought of it is synonomous with the pain from watching 

I remember as a child.

I'm as serious as flesh eating bacteria people

Test me and it something different

-_-

Rioting Season!?

I do believe I may have stepped into a parallel universe...

How is it that the 'ConDem' government continue to take giant scissors (scissors seemingly crafted of the smelted silver spoons of many a toff ) to the budget of this country, ultimately tearing up the finances of the have nots??

How is it that at the same time as we hear of a royal wedding (or two) looming...

Will looks like he's got that Kush

The rest of my peer group (and those that fall into similar class/financial classification) are fighting...

so that they don't have to pay the cost of the generation before them.

Truly, it's not fair! The problems with the economy come from people who are (and still will be) ultimately better off! Whilst the media beams us images of the 'Royal heir to colonial bloodmoney and ill-gotten gains' happily gallivanting around,

We are fighting not to be at the rough end of 

the 'City of God style dystopian future' that is promised to us...

One things for sure, we as a generation won't take the par lightly... 

If it comes to a fight we won't pull our punches,

We will fight not to have our inheritance taken.

From the moment I heard the hug a hoodie campaign I made sure I only bought ones with zip pockets, David Camerons a thief. Bless, I'm out!!

Big Mouth Strikes Again init...

Excuse my yiddish,

but are you f*cking mwad!?!? 

Do people not realise...

ITS NOT DARREN ANDERTON SEASON ANYMORE!!!!!

We're THAT team now 

SNM

Business Plan, DONE!!!

and furthermore,

submitted!

Right now 'man like me' feel large!!

For the moment,  

I will say no more!!