Yeo Valley Souldierz zoop zoop!!

F*ck the Xfactor... this ad is whats really really right now! Bwuahahahah!

Excuse my Yiddish, but...

I am a Tottenham fan. Furthermore, it's best to know, I am immune to all of your Bagel and Hummus jokes, nobody in the 'Yid Army' doesn't have thick skin... and even though i'm from

I will always be a THFC diehard. Everybody that isn't a Tottenham fan hates us, who cares?!? We have neither the time nor energy to address the ill-gotten feelings of most of you lot. Where in the Champions League, our kits way wavy (don't pretend it ain't noiice!) and you all expect very little from us. Bless init! Kinda reminds me of myself.

Anyway, simply the point is; I support Spurs init, if you don't Mazel Tov init! We think your a myth init, if you ever give us 'Humble Bagel', well break some off and give it back to you. Because to put it simply, if you don't like THFC you can actually just f*ck off... please, excuse my Yiddish.

Myth Factor

I like being Bizzy Dot, I think he’s bless init. Alas, it seems unfortunately that fate has conspired to rob me of this luxury, for today as I emerged from the smoke, I felt it necessary to be someone else. Today, for the sake of honesty and moral decency, I must be Jeremy Kyle. Although such a position carries risks such as projectile letters spinning mans wig (if you ain’t seen the vid...), it must be done.



It’s actually pretty simple; I have both a Lie Detector test and a DNA test, which I must conduct.

This isn’t going to be easy. But bothing that really has to be done ever is. I've been watching CSI episodes back to back, scribbling ideas on a notepad, under the scruffily written title "How to obtain DNA samples..." number one on my list is to infiltrate the terrorist cell http://twitter.com/CherylsSoldiers ... it did dawn on me that it was strange for a female pop artist to have such troops... do grime artists even have 'soldiers'... street teams and crews maybe, but an army (i'm sure thats what you call a gathering of numerous soldiers) wow. If need be I will have to play dirty...

 I know what you're thinking... 'Play Dirty' ( http://www.kreptandkonan.com/ ) isn't my job. But i'm so haunted one question. Is Cheryl Cole...

 

   somehow related to, or even the mother of...

 

Cher Llyod!?!?! I should really hope so, because other than that, I am left with two other possibilities:

A) She is a racist! The same Cheryl 'Tweedy' who put that Tempa T sh*t on a bathroom attendant and was said to have made a discriminative remark at the same time, holds prejudice in her heart, and only didnt punch Will-I-Am in his boat because of the height difference.

I should really hope that its 'A', because 'B' is...

B) She is Choopid!! And whilst making a move that a lot of people (including the grime scene) can understand, she also made a judgement and credibility faux pas in picking the contestant with lesser raw talent, off the back of a failed audition (in a competition where in theory you're only as good as your last performance) out of nothing perceivable other than favouritism.

Either way I don't think such a clear cut case of "Nehh!! Dazzapar fam!!!" is good for the brand. Once again you've proved yourself to be the 'Myth-Factor'. No more more 'X', No excitement, no expectation... Just Myth.

How I met your mother...

Just so you know people, I have it on good authority that if you conceive your children via means of social networking (such as Twitter, Facebook or Ping chat) the world will cease to be. Life on earth will end by 2012, and the human race will become a myth. Think twice people, please.

Riko Dan - The Phone Call *OFFICIAL VIDEO*

First off, hangtite Riko! Humility is king still, and when I bumped into man outside West Ham station a couple weeks back and said "Riko, your a legend!?" his response was something along the lines of 'nah fam, I just do my thing', As a micman thats what inspires me.

Anyways, just had a look at his new vid, by about half way I was thinking "nehhh! fam, its over gassed" that is until it reached the point where the video's 'point' comes into fruition.

Fact is these things happen, someone I know (well enough to avoid like STI's) from 'out ah road' felt the 'cookie bite him in his belly' just the other day, so it's good to see the message of think first etc

Next time you consider sending for the leng, flinging on a playlist of Gipset, PDC and beethoven then jumping in the whip, ask yourself "Am I smoking to much piff perhaps?" I know I will.

I'm looking at the man in the mirror!! (...whilst he lights his fatty o_O)

Why am I sooo lazy tho!?!

I'm my own worst enemy. I know that too well, i'm lazy. A procrastinators procrastinor, one of the best at saying i'll do it later. I'm supposed to have updated my blog since this week... I haven't.

Its panned out well enough though, i'd've missed a lot of things had I rushed. Now I know there is actially such a thing as Cheryl's Soldiers on facebook, my next blog 'Myth Factor' which is quite a war cry, should make someone feel the burn that is being parred.

Also hangtite El Suavo da Dinininanon! The beat man sent me is so much!! When I heard it 1st, my face fell off and I had to hastily re-attach it before gathering my thoughts lol so with that and a bag of tunes i got from a drop Terra Danjah made on twitter, Bizzy should be a Bizzy boy!

The Cure Close To Me (original 7" vinyl single 1985)

 

I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me

Just try to see in the dark
Just try to make it work
To feel the fear before you're here
I make the shapes come much too close
I pull my eyes out
Hold my breath
And wait until I shake . . .

But if I had your faith
Then I could make it safe and clean
If only I was sure
That my head on the door was a dream

I've waited hours for this
I've made myself so sick
I wish I'd stayed asleep today
I never thought this day would end
I never thought tonight could ever be
This close to me

But if I had your face
I could make it safe and clean
If only I was sure
That my head on the door
Was a dream