Showing posts with label Louis Walsh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Louis Walsh. Show all posts

Saturday, 23 October 2010

"Mummy... I think X-factor may be the Devil..."

Every week Louis Walsh lets slightly more of his dastardly plan slip to the world, last week he murdered the word 'Swagger'... what this week?
This week he describes the group dubbed 'Wand Erection' by the witty wife of my friend, (presumably because their target market is pre-teen females, cradle snatchers and of course... Dutty Paedo's) as being 'just like 5 Justin Bieber's on stage'.

Like "5 Justin Bierber's yh!?!?" 
Hangtight X-factor lolol you people are actually eevel!

and.. I'm sure I did just hear Dermot say something about Grime week. Please leave us alone, lolol pretty pretty please!
We don't want any trouble... but if you do that, I have it on good authority that the Grime Scene will send Tempa T to start parring judges.
...and Simon's the only one who could actually par back!

Saturday, 16 October 2010

We never knew you well enough...

Tonight we all witnessed Louis Walsh murder the word 'Swagger' (otherwise known as swagga or swag) although this is 'Dry Snitching', I don't care. Frankly i'm a little hurt. You will be sorely missed, even though I always thought you were a Swag word lol.

Hopefully, Cher Lloyd doesn't manage to kill the 'art of rap'.