Poetic injustice...

I was thinking about the kitchen

playing with words

tryna mix 'thirsty' and 'hungry'

I came up with 'thungry' at first

 then realised

'hunger' and 'thurst' obviously makes hurst

yeah

I think i should go to the kitchen

Just because you're paranoid...

doesn't mean they're not after you. 

A memorable lyric from a well known Nirvana song. It's relevance right now is that I have the feeling my work is being imitated, to say the least.

Although I have left the Sound Freakz team, the 'bio' I sent to them...

 has seemingly been imitated by them in terms of style or substance for use with another writer...

my biggest gripe is that I think it's a poor imitation, and everyone knows - it's only the sincerest form of flattery when done correctly, other than that it's more insult.

Anyways, best of luck to them - I shall be putting up the reviews I wrote for them whilst with the team shortly

Bare Negativity!!!

THIS IS SO F*CKED LMAO

Nobody in the country is funnier than these two right now - snm

Prince Naseem reborn...

Erm... not really lolol

SNM

My Roti...

 

Has to be Daal.... ARE YOU MENTAL!?!

I'll fly the till and beat up the chef like... NAH!!!

 

SHOW ME THE LENTILS!!!!

Are you on cheap drugs!?!?!

and if I can't afford the meal, I'll go DENTAL!!

One word...

I've only got one word to say people...

 

NIGELLA LAWSON

You may be inclined to tell me that Nigella Lawson is not one word, 

but a surname and first name that together form this ladies name.

Were you to say such a thing...

My response would simply be: 

"F*ck off, and stop showing your ugly jealousy"

Nigella lawson (or Kim Kardashian's birth mother as you may know her) is both inspirational and decidedly leng, a super MILF we'd love to see in a costume of some description... Gorgeous

Hangtite TFL...

The employee's over there are striking from tonight and throughout tomorrow.

Although they aren't able to give a full and comprehensive idea of how many service's will be disrupted, 

here is the information they did share online -

Tube strikes are BS, from time them lot are paid Noiicely - it's a 'BALE FACE' ting

I was considering getting up to BrainLokk MC's radio show, 

but West Ham to Harrow is peak at these times lol!

I will update with any more news as it comes in!

Ciao, Ola, Bonjour, Guttentag... Wa'gwaan!

I've been getting loads of 'global' hits recently which is really inspiring!

But still one small quandarie...

I DUNNO WHO YOU PEOPLE ARE!!!

I mean I know you've visited...

"Hello Is that Montana!?... Erm... Yeah... your Mum init"

ITS ALL CSI LIKE THAT!!

But other than that, I can say I personally find the whole of this ting decidedly ...

You don't follow or leave comments.

You don't sign my guest book or add my facebook page...

Although I am enamoured with the readership I have, 

I'm also (clearly) confused as to the nature of your advantages.

I won't get all weepy on you...

 

But at the same time I am right to demand you make an honest blogger out of me and give me some Feedback!

Bless!!

Anything else, I'll get back to you!

You all look alike...

SNM

All Apologies...

I really hope that you haven't noticed by now, but I am over opinionated.

Often without due justification

I can understand your shock! I was also shocked when I found out.

It's OK though! I'm not conceited, furthermore I'm adaptable.

I will soon be more than comfortable sitting in this Glass house..

and Only God knows when I'll stop throwing stones...

I mean why change the habit of a lifetime!? I'm good at it!!

I'm very conscious of the fact that for every criticism I throw, three may come back in return.

That's also OK, for I can catch too

More time, it might boil down to being a case of that whole 'Pot - Kettle - Ethnic' thing...

but whatever init!!

'Face bovvered'??

lemme check...

Nope!! 

My face is actually not!

BizzyNESS as Usual!

Ooh Snap!?!?

As you may or may not be able to tell, I've been busy!!!

The funding application I had to deal with is now DONE!!!

Next on my agenda is:

**another 'Will Kay' post (he's always busy lol)

**Return of the Rivz is out today... I need to promote that (his music is negative, but he makes GRIME... good grime)

**I've gotta put up a few misc Xfactor posts

Basically, I've got about 4 or 5 blogs to give 'you people'

Uggh!!! 'llow me!!! All I can hear is Titch shouting

"DO SOME WORK!!!!"

:|

There's nothing worse...

Than someone entirely on some kinda

it's really hard to bear

 .

Nothing is more grinding than somebody both attempting to surpass your 'ability to ignore'

and actively stealing something that should be everybodies, like oxygen.

Dem man are pisstakers...
don't let them steal from you.

And still, this harsh cacophony continues...

my greatest fear is that I may soon 

 

I beg for both guidance and patience during this testing time,

for being nice is a matter of both control and kindness.

Currently I feel both thing slipping from me,

Please forgive me should I emplode and

reduce the cacophony of sound to the haunting pleasure of silence.

Basically,

please STFU now,

your disturbing my existence.

Sometimes...

It's hard to block out all of the background noise and minor distractions whilst attempting to do what ever it is you feel you need to. I refer to all of these distractions as the

CACOPHONY....

 

And frankly, whilst i'm tryna get alot of things of the ground I'm deaf to it all.

"If ANYBODY...

tries to par...

and it's Nuggets.

Schizo!! your disco,

Done it...

IN THE MIDDLE OF McDONALDS!!!

THE TING WILL GO DOWN IN THE MIDDLE OF McDONALDS!!!

IN THE MIDDLE OF McDONALDS!!!

BIG TIME TING IN THE MIDDLE OF McDONALDS!!!"

It must be something about McDonalds, this is definitely not the first clip i've seen of people flipping out, specifically about 'them thuur McNuggets'... 

 

My advice... 
If you get that excited about ur 'mackee-dees'... 
don't be listening to 'Gun Reload' on your way to the drive through, with your excitable self 

:*

You people!!!

I don't like 'stability' per se. I loved working for my mum's youth project and Table Tennis coaching as a teen, but working didn't bring me happiness. The money was good and it was enlightening to work amongst people from outside of my own 'walk of life'. At the same time it quickly began to feel like some sort of guilded cage, the wages feeling increasingly like some contrived buy-out for my actual potential and less like payment for services rendered. I probably only worked as long as I did because temping made the boredom bearable. Nothing feels as 'epiphany forming' as some of the colleagues you may have out there in the administrative world.

All I saw was sad sights; a woman who at the age of 40 odd who is both beautiful and childless is a tragedy in my eyes, just as much as an 'old girl' from the age where you had one job for life trying to cling on to her employment. The amount of people my age who I met whilst working, who like me had ambitions and goals they had put on hold for the sake of stability.

I was really fortunate, I was dating a really ambitious girl at the same time my friend decided to go study medicine. That was the catalyst.

I decided there was NO WAY I was gonna work for somebody elses company, putting all of my energies into an organisation I had no vested interest in, ultimately to accumulate wages and spend them being adorned with 'the respected names of other people' and likewise pieces of respectable material possesions. Pass.

I don't have to make sense to you... Lord knows none of you people make sense to me.
I'm never fully content so I try to get more, I'm greedy, I haven't got a conceited sense of entitlement and it's not money I define success by.
I know myself, therefore I know I could be better at 'being me'. I'm only ever trying to out-do 'BizzyDot'.

Paranormal Activity too...

This is a video that I stumpled upon, inside the video section for theRundown.tv...

It's a wicked 'Halloween Prank'
Sick infact

 

Two words

"Aarrrrghhhh! Duppy!!!"

Really, I wish I'd've done this prank... but it's blesss init, I've got a camera phone and a mind most devious.

Somebodies gonna get pranked reeeal Baad!! *said in Russell Peters voice

If you happen to prank anyone this Halloween (and film it),

tell me and let me make it 'BizzyNESS as Usual!'

It's weird on the net...

Take it from me... consider it a case of 'WRW' (weird recognise weird). I'm an eccentric but the other people on the net make me seem a 'mere pedestrian'. Sometimes you encounter things that are strange on the net, but what I just encounter was a totally different kettle of peculiar.

I'm sitting there just thinking of what to write for my last post of the night, and this chat box comes onto my screen like a pop-up window.

The conversation I had was so diiiferent I had to share it with you, I tried to close the window but mysteriously, [x] wouldn't work... 

 

*_*

Grrr... I hate typo's!!

I absolutely hate the little grammar errors and typo's that I make!!

There, their, they're... I before E except after C... it's 'all intents and purposes', not 'all intensive purposes'... etc, etc, etc

ARRRGGH!!!!

I swear it's always something. I swear to you, if all the big problems you have and all the tiny lil niggle's that blight you could be embodied in one living person...

 

 

I'd give them a greeting like this!

Alas, you can't hit problems that aren't people ( violence doesn't solve much anyway), so it's much better to just sort your problems out logically.

Proof-Reading it is then... kmt

Deja Vu...

It's the sleepy hours of the morning, otherwise known as 'Gangster Hours" (ominously named, I know), and I'm still awake, kinda feels like..

 as in the actual sensation 'Deja-Vu' as opposed to the movie 'Deja-Vu', starring Denzel Washington. I'm not implying I either feel like Denzel Washington does in the film or real life, or that I resemble him in any way shape or form. I'm good looking, but girl's don't give me 'Denzel ratings'.

It's a good thing that they don't because, if they did right now I'd be with your sister. Yes I do mean...

your sister... regardless of who you are!

Her and a noice looking chunky bredrin, would be in nothing but underwear and weave-on's...

+

Wrestling in a blow-up paddling pool, filled with baby-oil.

And seeing as it's a BizzyNESS as usual ting, I'd have to be wearing a kufi...

like nas,

or this Nigerian Elder.

 I'd let it go on a little while before jumpping to intervene, and show them about.... 'Makin love, not war' ... ¬_¬

Truth be told, I'm quite a simpleton. Given grandeur and the accompanying finances, there's the danger I might squander them on...

 pretty trinkets, and shiny ornamentations. Looking like 'one of them geezers'.
Bwuahaahah!!

I'm playing atill, truth is i'm humble, it's late and I jsut decided to give myself jokes with google imagesearch!
Furthermore, it seems, that I digress...

.

It's like waay to late/early, for me not to be in bed.

As usual i've been kept awake by the fact that my mind
is over-active and brimming with ideas, lyrics 

and all the other mental activity that keep's one such as myself awake.

Meh!

Good Morning people!!

I'm going to sleeep!